I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES. I DON'T WANNA FALL ASLEEP CAUSE I'D MISS you sneaking out to register my mother to vote and throwing her vote away on kaisch, babe. / by Dante Sacomani

If you are drunk on a train to Margate at 10:00 am on a Sunday and you want to hoot and holler and piss on yourself and scream at me because there is 'no black in the union jack' I will promise to keep myself from laughing for as long as I can if you promise not throw your empty Bulmers bottles at me when I do.

Contact me on google plus so u you can apologize to me because I think what you did and said was pretty wrong.