I DIDNT care at all ABOUT WHAT U WERE SAYING BUT NOW THAT I'VE READ KARL OVE KNAUSGAARD I KNOW WHAT real boredom is AND I AM SO SORRY. TELL ME ANYTIME HOW MUCH U LIKE SAINSBURYS SAUSAGE ROLL MINIS. / by Dante Sacomani

When you lie and say you can't go to the company's Escape Room outing because your wife is pregnant, you should definitely at least have a wife – as I have learned. 

This is because it is easier to lie about the existence of one individual than it is two individuals possibly I think don't quote me. 

Long story short, when the fake kid is eventually fake born you will need pictures and you can only keep printing off Facebook pictures of your friend's kid for so long. Not only because it's pretty creepy and weird but if he finds out holy shit kiss that relationship goodbye. 

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