In times of kaleidoscopic uproar and bedlam,
it’s been humanity’s duty to create some
semblance of order.
But in this epoch where there’s an excess of order,
a bloat of surveillance, an overgrowth of algorithmic control,
it becomes our duty to inject a touch of magic, a splatter of levity,
a rogue confetti bomb of wonder into our otherwise humdrum proceedings.
Long way of saying: hire me!!!!!!