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WHEN A GUY HAS A CRAZY NOTION DIFFERENT THAN YOUR CRAZY NOTION, PAT HIM ON THE BACK AND SAY, 'HEY PAL, THAT'S ONE HELL OF CRAZY NOTION. LET ME BUY YOU A BEER'
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